From the Monad management
Dear residents,
While we do realize, even without your consistent reminders, that it you and your families who pay our bills and allow this place to stay open, you must realize that the rules here exist to help you. They were not writen to "pander to some sickening fascist revivalist spirit" or "help us get our underaged cocks up" as some of you have asserted. While we're on the topic of false claims: Mr. Ragnor, it must be noted that it is not by your will alone that each member of the staff is allowed to awaken and draw breath every morning.
Every night for the past two weeks members of the staff have caught resident out of their beds past lights out. Further, these residents were violating noise quotas and some had even left the building to wander about the garden and pond like it was recreation hour. 3 am is not recreation hour. You all know that.
On noise violations, it has occured no less than 5 times in the last month that when an orderly leaves the rec-room unattended, the residents there-in participate in what I can only call a group wailing. On each occasion the orderly has returned, only to find the residents quiet and otherwise docile.
Other recurring transgressions include: willful destruction of establishment property including but not limited to expensive kitchen equipment and valuable statuaries, rampant graffiti in the public bathrooms, increased distribution of radical political tracts and what can only be described as a disturbing increase in public sexual activity.
Finally, despite Councilman Apping's sensible pleas, his office informs me that he continues to receive harassment from unknown persons in residence here.
Warmest,
Your Caring Staff
While we do realize, even without your consistent reminders, that it you and your families who pay our bills and allow this place to stay open, you must realize that the rules here exist to help you. They were not writen to "pander to some sickening fascist revivalist spirit" or "help us get our underaged cocks up" as some of you have asserted. While we're on the topic of false claims: Mr. Ragnor, it must be noted that it is not by your will alone that each member of the staff is allowed to awaken and draw breath every morning.
Every night for the past two weeks members of the staff have caught resident out of their beds past lights out. Further, these residents were violating noise quotas and some had even left the building to wander about the garden and pond like it was recreation hour. 3 am is not recreation hour. You all know that.
On noise violations, it has occured no less than 5 times in the last month that when an orderly leaves the rec-room unattended, the residents there-in participate in what I can only call a group wailing. On each occasion the orderly has returned, only to find the residents quiet and otherwise docile.
Other recurring transgressions include: willful destruction of establishment property including but not limited to expensive kitchen equipment and valuable statuaries, rampant graffiti in the public bathrooms, increased distribution of radical political tracts and what can only be described as a disturbing increase in public sexual activity.
Finally, despite Councilman Apping's sensible pleas, his office informs me that he continues to receive harassment from unknown persons in residence here.
Warmest,
Your Caring Staff
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