Samantha Tungston's to do list
Monday
Drop J. Jr. at school
Pick up dry cleaning (4 shirts, 2 blouses)
Drive Ginny to piano
Grocery shopping (separate list)
Pick up Ginny
Make list of bills
Call J. to see what he wants for dinner
Browse obituaries
Stare at bedroom wall and catalogue disaster scenarios
Play with Ginny (Hungry Hungry Hippo or Trouble)
Fix dinner (pending J.’s answer)
Make list of letters to write
Watch hour of PBS with J. Jr. (Nova special on bird migration)
Put Ginny to bed (begin Wrinkle in Time)
Be sure J. Jr. is doing homework
Sex with J. (think about death as he cums)
Mandatory post-coital money talk
Prayers
Sleep the sleep of the righteous
Drop J. Jr. at school
Pick up dry cleaning (4 shirts, 2 blouses)
Drive Ginny to piano
Grocery shopping (separate list)
Pick up Ginny
Make list of bills
Call J. to see what he wants for dinner
Browse obituaries
Stare at bedroom wall and catalogue disaster scenarios
Play with Ginny (Hungry Hungry Hippo or Trouble)
Fix dinner (pending J.’s answer)
Make list of letters to write
Watch hour of PBS with J. Jr. (Nova special on bird migration)
Put Ginny to bed (begin Wrinkle in Time)
Be sure J. Jr. is doing homework
Sex with J. (think about death as he cums)
Mandatory post-coital money talk
Prayers
Sleep the sleep of the righteous

1 Comments:
Oh ack! My brother used the words death and cum in the same sentence.... I feel disturbed.
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