Reverend Neville Joins Staff

Dear Reverend Neville,

The East Tangiers Gazette and Observer welcomes you to its staff. You've certainly been a boon to our town's spiritual life and we hope you will bring that same fervor to our humble publication as well. And nevermind all that bollocks concering you lurking about the Catholic graveyard at night with a shovel, a fly swatter and a hot pink dildo. We here at the Gazette and Observer don't abide by such nasty rumors. Welcome to the staff and here's to a long a fruitful collaboration.

All the best.